"your wings are too big"
- i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
- and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
- AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
- WELL FUCK YOU
- MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST
- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
what if we have tho
what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids
what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa
I glanced at this one girl for a second and smiled and she smiled back and her boyfriend like grabbed her and pulled her and started making out with her and she seemed not into it and I was like wow straight guys are so sensitive and weird lol like I don’t wantcha girl but I do want ha dress and the number to whoever did her nails cuz she is en pointe tonight
Get to know me meme → [3/5] current celebrity crushes → Jeremy Renner
I have a bad sweet tooth. I’m pretty good when I have to eat well for work, but otherwise, I could eat a whole roll of raw cookie dough.
THAT’S SO HARDCORE CANADA
Reblog if you believe canada exists
clap your hands if you belive
I do believe in canada I do I do
Nope. You show me this “Canada”, and maybe I’ll believe you.
What are you guys? 10? Canada is just something parents tell you so you will be good before Canada Day
yeah “Snowy land of mooses and politeness” Please